Bob and Coozy are sitting on the couch
She wants to eat, the Cooze ain’t no slouch

She says come on baby, I want a Sara Lee up my crack
The Cooze is gettin’ hot, she wants some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got somethin’ for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back
Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop! This ain’t pop! And besides, it’s just too…

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!

French Provincial is growing everywhere
T-shirts inside out, peroxide fills the air

She says come on baby, I want a donut up my crack
The Cooze is gettin’ hot, she wants some action in the sack
She says come on baby, I got somethin’ for you
But whaddya think, Bob told the Cooze?

On his back, on his back,
Bobby starts to quack!
He says stop! This ain’t pop! And besides, it’s just too…

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!

Well, like, Cynthia and Steve Garvey are sitting on their waterbed, and
Steve says, “C’mon, baby, suck my dick.”

And she says, “You fuckin’ piece of shit! You aimed your ball at ground.
You wanted ground balls Friday night. You blow ball games!
You’re not worth 5O dollars a week! You goddamned turkey!
You won’t even let your mitts get dirty. You want me to suck your dick!
Baby, you’re just too…”

Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!
Too Animalistic!